Sunday, July 10, 2005
my exams are tmr. thatd be less than 12 hrs away. and im not even procrastinating. no its not sth to be proud of. but for as long as i can remember i always do procrastinate. and id spend the afternoon towning. spend the night online-ing. and id burn the midnight oil. sleep at 2 am and wake up. ready for the exam.

ITS NOTHING TO BE PROUD OF.

people are slogging their guts out. studying hard to do well. if i made the effort id surely surpass them all. but no. id rather play the fool. and sit around wasting my time. and id proudly tell anyone who'd listen that i havent studied.

so sick la please. i wish people would stop pining hopes on me. its pressurising.
cross fingers and stinkiee toes. i must do well for tmr's papers. these are my forte papers. I NEED TO DO WELL. i will study. i must.

sometimes all it takes is an afternoon with the crazy liyi and crazier hilmi to really totally make ur day (: rain was heavy so i met liyi at the somerset bus stop. and we made our way to the botanical gardens.

we wore happy tree friends tee. so cute la please (:

saw the man at the junction. squeal squeal. lol. liyi was highly fascinated and amused and entertained at the way i was behaving at the traffic light.

liyi : haha. i just find u cute la.
some guy behind us : *coughs*
me : ...

he gave liyi a very bad first impression. he was alone apparently. clutching a newspaper under a sweaty armpit. lol. he had a very fat bottom much accentuated by the drabby clothes he was wearing. the man was waddling. apparently lost. i never knew him to be like that. good grief. he's so fat!

he? who's he? he's the man. wink wink. LOL.

yes we were both spastic. apparently we did a lot of spastic things. and we were half starved. liyi is so funny la. i wanted to call david glosz when he was conducting. and he'd feel the vibrations on his butt. and he'd start prancing around. LOL. esp when he was so intense in his conducting.

someone waved a red umbrella. i waved back with my blue. hahahaha.

i love the way anglican high's conductor did his thang. it was so expressive. really really nice. nothing like the squarish ways that some of the conductors ive seen have adopted.

orchid park was expressivo. excellent choice of songs. the conductor has a penchant for classical band songs. not too bad. their evergreen 7o's was pretty good. they were expressive. but he needs to work on the wind's intonation.

hahaha. hilmi was so insistent abt coming down. well he missed it but he still came. he was a mad man. screaming and stuff. he and his tight jeans. so gay la please. lol.

me : could you oh-so-casually toss ur head and see if the man is there?
liyi : ...

mr chan is so slack. how many times have i said this? lol. we have a very nice term for him now. he's affectionately stupid (: doesnt it make u go 'awwwwwww. so stupid?' ok la. its harsh la. lol. but it was funny when we made fun of him just now.

liyi : ms ng is a bad driver. darryl says he never wants to experience that again in his lifetime. she cursed fucking hell when she almost crashed into a van.
hilmi : girls are bad drivers.
me : tts a very stereotypical statement. take that back.
hilmi : *aghast* well that blatant remark is indeed true.
me : oh look. we're behaving like gp students now.
liyi : ...

there was this group of pink girls. and there was this one shumei-like girl who brushed past hilmi and mumbled yo! at hilmi. i nudged him and told him. and he went oh yo! and the girl replied. yo! faints.

hilmi : f u all.
me : ...

and then liyi and hilmi started bantering and yes was there sth abt the man's genitals involved? hmm.

and wow. we were like in the midst of a MAJOR catfight btw these orchid park juniors. ok like the pink girls were actally band members AND ah lians in the making. so young sia! and they were screaming at this girl. saying sth abt having no figure but still wear tight clothes. and crying wont scare them. and what so young but still wana have 'husbands'. oh good grief.

like they are such mature eighteen year olds.

and then the pink girls boarded the bus. still hurling insults and vulgarities. and laughing like hyenas among themselves. girls these days ahh. tskk.

right in the midst of it all me and liyi looked on in wonder while hilmi laughed his head off. hahahahahaha. his laugh is highly contagious and so gayyy (: yes it was hilarious. cannot make it la.

oh btw. hilmi's msg tone is so. gay. LOL.

boarded the bus.

me : i think im having my menses.
hilmi : *stares at me* you dont have to tell me that u knw.
liyi : eh yeah me too! i can feel my pms.
me : i can feel stuff thereeeee.
hilmi : ...
liyi : and i can feel the contractions. *rubs tummy*
me : yeah the cramps.
hilmi : ... !!

couldnt make up our mind what to have for dinner. went up and down the escalator. saw a really tall girl and he remarked that she could be a model.

me : i wana be a model.
liyi : actually ah. u can you knw. maybe next year.
hilmi : yeah u can. why not?
me : cause i have small breasts?
liyi : *inconspicuosly covers her chest
hilmi : *matter of factly* you can try the bust enhancement cream. it worked for my sis.
liyi : *brightly* lets try it!
me : ...

settled for kfc. hahaha. counter guy was cute. he's younger than me tho. i think. LOL. and he doesnt realise that im a malay. sobs. so sad la please. we ate and we crapped.

we talked abt ms ah lian. and we imitated her figures of speech. and her fondness of smacking her lips and banging the ohp to grab our attention. and the way she demands an answer from you as if she wants to start a fight.

yes we laughed pretty loudly. and there was a group at the back who suddenly erupted into laughter. and we were so -_-". and suddenly we just started laughing. and THEY laughed louder. and hilmi imitated the way they laughed - breathless/asthmatic some sort? - and we laughed even louder.

and their laughter faltered. faints.

me : i needa farrrrrt
liyi and hilmi : ...
hilmi : well you can face that side and do it.

me and hilmi were trying to salvage some morale by discussing the possibility of some papers. lets seeee. lit. hmm. some shits. and annotating takes ages. hard to bullshit intellectually. so nahhh. our essays sucked too. LOL.

history - sea. such headache. not likely to pass. essays were bad. LOL.

malay.

me : hahaha. and then there's malay.
hilmi : *strings of vulgarities* come on la. thats like. im planning to fail la.

econs. lets not go there.

conclusion. there's nth to pass at all. LOL. failing. and we're still so happy. join the club?

liyi's phone rang.

liyi : yo! wassup?
the person : ...
liyi : im with hilmi and riah and we dont think we're studying.
me/hilmi : is that julianne?
liyi : yeah its julianne.
me : *screams into phone* hi julianne! we're not studying! wana join the club?
liyi : *listens to the reply and laughs* err riah. she asked u to fuck off.
hilmi : *laughs his gay laugh* i can just imagine the way she says it. 'fuck off laaaaa riahhhhh'

LOL. and then i saw my ex boyfriend walking to bk. oh wells it left me flustered. cause i didnt wana see him. not at all. hilmi missed him the first time.

liyi : is he the one?
me : *misinteprates* nopes.
me : *zenned* OH. *insconpicuously* yes.
hilmi : is he the one?
me : no.

and then we bantered back and forth. and everyone was confused. faints. and we talked abt our classmates. wah hahahaha. the bit abt suriani was funny. and cute. LOL.

he said i protrayed myself as an only child. i told him im just spoilt.

me : how would u desribe me?
hilmi : fun. spoilt [and yada yada yada. cant rem]

and then the guy came out again. and hilmi caught his face. and he was shocked for a moment. and i burst out laughing. liyi looked on with a confused smile. LOL.

hilmi : *spluttering with laughter* is he the one in yellow?
me : *doubled over with laughter. nods*
hilmi : *laughs like a mad cow*
liyi : whats so funny?
me : my ex.
liyi : is he that bad?
me : look at him. he's traumatised.
hilmi : *laughs EVEN harder*

and yes. there was much laughter. and THEY wasted so much food. tskk. walked to the bus stop.

me : i needa farrrrrrrt.
hilmi : u can do it now.
liyi : *uses her palm to emit farting sounds*
me : *brightly* i already did (:

tommmmmy. i wana see tommy. LOL.

me : is tommy attached?
hilmi : *nonchalantly* im not sure if he's gay. *ponders* i think he's bi.
me : ...

and then my bus came and i went home.

the end (:

hahaha. o6a2 anyone?

the liyi : see you next year. in 06A2. says:
hurry riah you're like depriving me of a much-awaited orgasm

`s h u y i n g __ whenever sth good happens. its taken away. says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. yes its almost done.

as u can see. liyi is very high. LOL.

riahh ranted at 11:33:00 PM